Canada's Wonderland ~

Im that douche that will sit there and perfect my blog instead of talking to my friend that's across the room. She loves me anyways.

sex-thrill:

my blog will make you horny ;)

  • Parent to child at the library: Shhh...remember what we said about being loud in the library?
  • Child: We'll wake up the books.
  • Parent: That's right.

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botwinn:

does anyone actually pay attention to my blog or am i just kind of here

6 days ago with 507,427 notes

groovyviewbie:

flightlessbird-americananchor:

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seblaine:

circletines:

IF YOU SAY THE WORD BATTERIES REALLY FAST IT SOUNDS LIKE YOURE SAYING “PARIS” IN A FRENCH ACCENT

WORD OF WARNING THIS ONLY WORKS IF YOU HAVE AN AMERICAN ACCENT IF NOT YOU WILL JUST SIT IN YOUR ROOM LIKE A KNOB SAYING BATTERIES

what in god’s name is a knob

cause

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what is going on in this post

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Funnily enough the banana is an accurate representation of a knob 

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sex-thrill:

my blog will make you horny ;)

sexcake:

sexcake:

sexcake:

wait can you get high off codeine??? wtf i cant sotp laughing

how long does this last omg i have work ohnoooooooooooo

guys help please

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